Walkers Customer Crisp Flavours Ideas that Didn't Make the Final Cut

I was intrigued by Walkers recent campaign for a customer-led crisp flavour competition, and subsequently entered some of my own ideas. Imagine my horror, my extreme mourning, the wails of agonised grief when none of my flavours made the final cut. Pain Hubris and vinegar Chaffing Ready Gritted The Broken Dreams of a Thousand Orphans and Mature Cheddar Arse and Elbow Cajun Fungus Thai Sweet Chilli and Sex Tourism Cock McFly Potato Shapes The Tears from Gordon Brown's Eye BBQ Burnt Hair Civilisation's Nadir Porn Cocktail Smokey Flesh Gout Incessant Unbearable Whining Yesterday's Kebab Morning Beer Mouth Shaved Pubic Region Pickled Mercury Tramp's Coat All I can summise is that Walkers are afraid to try anything new. Unless it involves Gary Lineker.