Walkers Customer Crisp Flavours Ideas that Didn't Make the Final Cut

I was intrigued by Walkers recent campaign for a customer-led crisp flavour competition, and subsequently entered some of my own ideas. Imagine my horror, my extreme mourning, the wails of agonised grief when none of my flavours made the final cut.

Pain
Hubris and vinegar
Chaffing
Ready Gritted
The Broken Dreams of a Thousand Orphans and Mature Cheddar
Arse and Elbow
Cajun Fungus
Thai Sweet Chilli and Sex Tourism
Cock
McFly Potato Shapes
The Tears from Gordon Brown's Good Eye
BBQ Burnt Hair
Civilisation's Nadir
Porn Cocktail
Smokey Flesh
Gout
Incessant Unbearable Whining
Yesterday's Kebab
Morning Beer Mouth
Shaved Pubic Region
Pickled Mercury
Tramp's Coat

All I can summise is that Walkers are afraid to try anything new. Unless it involves Gary Lineker.