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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Tasteless Celebrity Tie Ins 2009

Cluedo: Michael Jackson edition. There's been a murder at Neverland! Can you deduce who has assassinated Mr White from the clues you obtain? Was it La Toya with the Botox injection? Was Bubbles in the Oxygen Tank with the Grammy at the time of the murder? Baghdad Monopoly We've dispensed with the houses and hotels, and have instead gone for the pure simplicity of suicide vests and ethnic violence. Do not pass 'Go', go straight to Abu Ghraib and be humiliated by Yankee bastards. If you land on the Utilities, don't worry, because they're being continually fucked up and won't be online till 2109, when Obama's great great Grandson confirms that the battle for Iraq has been won. Land on 'Community Chest' and discover that your shop has been blown to fuck, collect $100 compensation.